2003/12/26
Understatement of the year
CNN
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (AP) -- Charles Wyckoff and his wife had returned home after a funeral for their son when the phone rang.
"Hey, Dad," Kevin Wyckoff said.
"Huh. Well, damn boy. We just had your funeral today," his father said Monday, according to a transcript of the call provided Wednesday by the Oklahoma Corrections Department.
"Yeah, I know. I heard," Kevin Wyckoff said.
"Well, what the hell is going on?" his father asked.
Prison officials had misidentified an inmate who had hanged himself behind bars as Wyckoff. The inmate, who was buried Monday in Wyckoff's place, is believed to be Steven L. Howe, the Corrections Department said.
Wyckoff, 23, is serving a five-year sentence for offenses including kidnapping and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The Corrections Department had a transcript of Wyckoff's conversation with his parents because it routinely monitors inmate calls.
The younger Wyckoff said prison officials had put Howe's name on a cell where he had been moved, and left his name on the cell where Howe committed suicide.
Corrections Department spokesman Jerry Massie said investigators were trying to determine whether the two inmates switched cells without permission or if staff made the switch without filing a report.
Both had entered the prison, the Lexington Assessment and Reception Center, on December 5 and are similar in appearance, officials said.
Sequoyah County District Attorney Richard Gray said that if Howe's family agrees, his body could be exhumed next week.
During the phone call, Wyckoff also spoke to his mother.
"Kevin, I can not believe this," said his mother, whose name was not released. Calls to the Wyckoff home in Sallisaw on Wednesday were not answered.
"We buried you today, boy," she said.
"I understand that. It's not my fault, though," he responded.
"OK. Somebody's in deep trouble," his mother said.
The family will not receive any immediate reimbursement for the funeral expense and may have to file a claim, Massie said. "We can't just write them a check."
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (AP) -- Charles Wyckoff and his wife had returned home after a funeral for their son when the phone rang.
"Hey, Dad," Kevin Wyckoff said.
"Huh. Well, damn boy. We just had your funeral today," his father said Monday, according to a transcript of the call provided Wednesday by the Oklahoma Corrections Department.
"Yeah, I know. I heard," Kevin Wyckoff said.
"Well, what the hell is going on?" his father asked.
Prison officials had misidentified an inmate who had hanged himself behind bars as Wyckoff. The inmate, who was buried Monday in Wyckoff's place, is believed to be Steven L. Howe, the Corrections Department said.
Wyckoff, 23, is serving a five-year sentence for offenses including kidnapping and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The Corrections Department had a transcript of Wyckoff's conversation with his parents because it routinely monitors inmate calls.
The younger Wyckoff said prison officials had put Howe's name on a cell where he had been moved, and left his name on the cell where Howe committed suicide.
Corrections Department spokesman Jerry Massie said investigators were trying to determine whether the two inmates switched cells without permission or if staff made the switch without filing a report.
Both had entered the prison, the Lexington Assessment and Reception Center, on December 5 and are similar in appearance, officials said.
Sequoyah County District Attorney Richard Gray said that if Howe's family agrees, his body could be exhumed next week.
During the phone call, Wyckoff also spoke to his mother.
"Kevin, I can not believe this," said his mother, whose name was not released. Calls to the Wyckoff home in Sallisaw on Wednesday were not answered.
"We buried you today, boy," she said.
"I understand that. It's not my fault, though," he responded.
"OK. Somebody's in deep trouble," his mother said.
The family will not receive any immediate reimbursement for the funeral expense and may have to file a claim, Massie said. "We can't just write them a check."
Maria Mateu
Maria Mateu, daqui vou desertar.
De cona não achar o mal me vem.
Aquela que a tem não ma quer dar
e alguém que ma daria não a tem.
Maria Mateu, Maria Mateu,
tão desejosa sois de cona como eu!
Quantas conas foi Deus desperdiçar
quando aqui abundou quem as não quer!
E a outros, fê-las muito desejar:
a mim e a ti, ainda que mulher.
Maria Mateu, Maria Mateu,
tão desejosa sois de cona como eu!
Cantiga de escárnio e maldizer dedicada por Afonso Eanes de Coton, poeta do século XIII, a Maria Mateu de quem se rumorejava ser lésbica in Antologia da Poesia Portuguesa Erótica e Satírica – Seleção, prefácio e notas de Natalia Correia, Ed. Antígona/Frenesi, 3a. Edição, 2ª. Tiragem. Lisboa, 1999.
De cona não achar o mal me vem.
Aquela que a tem não ma quer dar
e alguém que ma daria não a tem.
Maria Mateu, Maria Mateu,
tão desejosa sois de cona como eu!
Quantas conas foi Deus desperdiçar
quando aqui abundou quem as não quer!
E a outros, fê-las muito desejar:
a mim e a ti, ainda que mulher.
Maria Mateu, Maria Mateu,
tão desejosa sois de cona como eu!
Cantiga de escárnio e maldizer dedicada por Afonso Eanes de Coton, poeta do século XIII, a Maria Mateu de quem se rumorejava ser lésbica in Antologia da Poesia Portuguesa Erótica e Satírica – Seleção, prefácio e notas de Natalia Correia, Ed. Antígona/Frenesi, 3a. Edição, 2ª. Tiragem. Lisboa, 1999.
